ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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