i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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