the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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