Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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