a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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