we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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