they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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