Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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