is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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