You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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