Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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