How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize
