SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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