nut hugger
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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