im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
vagina is talking i cant
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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