Its about making memories worth repressing
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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