I heard we made out
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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