found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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