Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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