i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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