Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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