Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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