carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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