Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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