I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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