Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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