can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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