the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
His nipple licking is glorious
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