this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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