First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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