And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
this hospital has no fireball
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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