Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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