Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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