I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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