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(415): View more from California

Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99

(415): View more from California

Recession joke.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.

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(949): View more from California

i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!

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(410): View more from Maryland

I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on

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maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman

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You’re still high, aren’t you?

(765): View more from Indiana

Oh yeah

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