how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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