fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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