Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
