She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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