belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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