YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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