sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she woke up with a sticky ear
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
