The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i came on her dog
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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