What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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