When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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