If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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