It's Friday. Sex?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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