He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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