try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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