Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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