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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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