don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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