Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
